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Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed off please

The Baja blast one goes hard

Also please do not ask for unsalted fries if you’re at a drive-thru. It will take longer time, the ones behind you could get pissed off, and the person making your french fries could get in trouble for making others wait that long.


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